RPG logic: "You just turned 12 years old. Now you and only you, can save the world. You can, however, hire mature companions with years of experience and who are much stronger than you. But...we all still depend on YOU...because you are 12 AND your father who was an epic hero and died on the day you were born, failed. Also, here is 5 gold pieces and a stick. GOOD LUCK!!".
You see, the boxing gloves are best for damage, but the screwdriver gives +2 speed. For the most optimized weapon, the slipper is the best bet. It deals good damage, and doesn’t affect speed. It is this most optimized weapon for people.
Bruh that merchant bout to see him quick save.
The slight swaying is the most accurate thing. That's the one thing I will never forget about RPGs.
Plot twist: He can't unsheathe his sword because he's inside a shop.
Lmao this man didn't look at the level prerequisite before buying. Half the time I make that mistake too!
You forgot when he tries to steal an item and the merchant suddenly becomes the most unbeatable boss in the entire game.
"Are you injured"
“It looks so equippedable” never felt anything on a higher level
RPG logic: "You just turned 12 years old. Now you and only you, can save the world. You can, however, hire mature companions with years of experience and who are much stronger than you. But...we all still depend on YOU...because you are 12 AND your father who was an epic hero and died on the day you were born, failed. Also, here is 5 gold pieces and a stick. GOOD LUCK!!".
“It looked so equip-table” that line had me crying 😂😂😂😂
Master arvacado.
should've been a scene after that that he tries to sell the sword back to the merchant and he says I'll buy it for 5000
PlotTwist: The shop owner is already max level since he is able to unsheathe all the weapons and show it to the customer
He needs level 18 to equip that sword.
This man even made sure to do the small constant swaying NPCs do when they are waiting for you to select an option. Master.
I love how he says 800k red gems is all he got, yet he somehow doesn't decide to just buy the entire low lvl counter, alongside the sword...
3:23
Shopkeep: "You're not high enough level. Go grind with that broken dagger."
Plot twist: he cannot take out the sword because he is still in the store.
Can we just acknowledge that the merchant is a higher level than the protagonist for being able to unsheathe the sword very easily.
You see, the boxing gloves are best for damage, but the screwdriver gives +2 speed. For the most optimized weapon, the slipper is the best bet. It deals good damage, and doesn’t affect speed. It is this most optimized weapon for people.