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If saying "GET BACK HERE" actually worked in tv shows.

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Comentários • 9 518

  • ChaseHLee
    ChaseHLee 2 anos atrás +5971

    Technically “get back here” is an invitation. At that point he’s a house guest.

  • BaBa Boey
    BaBa Boey Anos atrás +13121

    Legit scared me lmao.

  • John Cinema
    John Cinema Anos atrás +6473

    Caleb: Oh, you're back
    Caleb: ʸᵉᵃʰ

  • Elijah Sandler
    Elijah Sandler Anos atrás +1606

    This robber has a more developed character a minute into this video than most Hollywood characters.

    • Soft & Wet
      Soft & Wet 8 meses atrás +2

      @LEAGUE OF Yu-Gi-Oh for bollywood it’s all tf is bollywood anyway why does it exist

    • LEAGUE OF Yu-Gi-Oh
      LEAGUE OF Yu-Gi-Oh Anos atrás +10

      Or Bollywood

    • SOLAR CA7
      SOLAR CA7 Anos atrás +11


  • DerpylllDuck
    DerpylllDuck Anos atrás +444

    “Give me one reason not to throw you down the stairs”
    “You’d have to clean it again”

  • Roel Yoon
    Roel Yoon 2 anos atrás +10748

    Lmao I love how they both still take the time to put their shoes back on 😂😂

    • anon anon
      anon anon Mês atrás

      @DomiNickel so is the commenter

    • Pzrtx
      Pzrtx Anos atrás

      Ha XD

    • Remains
      Remains Anos atrás


    • Sapphire Blue
      Sapphire Blue Anos atrás

      That was the funniest part 😂

    • Soulless
      Soulless Anos atrás

      Daium bro they just clean this carpet

  • Cheryl Porter Vocal Coach
    Cheryl Porter Vocal Coach Anos atrás +1890

    Caleb you are so talented its CRAZY!! Keep doing what you do.

    • Kelley M
      Kelley M Mês atrás

      Well I certainly wasnt expecting to see Cheryl Porter in this comment section lol

    • Starrs Cloud
      Starrs Cloud 3 meses atrás

      @JDspectre this video is from Caleb’s channel so she’s gonna say stuff about him

    • Guaxinim do Mato
      Guaxinim do Mato 7 meses atrás

      @Cultural Memes the same way PewDiePie has over 100 millions

    • King of Onions
      King of Onions 7 meses atrás

      @Fezii Ah yes, engrish

    • Fresia
      Fresia 8 meses atrás +1


  • Voidsurfr
    Voidsurfr Anos atrás +295

    I like how one minute, Caleb's voice can be as high pitched as a mouse who's parachute won't open, then as deep as sans' laugh.

    • Retired Venom(Tut)
      Retired Venom(Tut) 7 meses atrás

      @Voidsurfr lmao

    • Retired Venom(Tut)
      Retired Venom(Tut) 7 meses atrás

      @Voidsurfr they said that mouse who's parachute won't open quote in gumball

    • Voidsurfr
      Voidsurfr 9 meses atrás +1

      @ExoAnimates in cartoons (sometimes) a mouse can have a high pitched voice, then their scream is even higher

    • ExoAnimates
      ExoAnimates 9 meses atrás +8

      “As a mouse who’s parachute won’t open”
      *The heck does that mean*

  • XKASOz
    XKASOz Anos atrás +378

    person: *breaks into house*
    also person: *respects the stairs*

  • Waitsell Jones
    Waitsell Jones Anos atrás +465

    Caleb: "I got 20 weird ass sketch ideas........ fuck it, combine em all!"

  • Jason Vivar
    Jason Vivar 2 anos atrás +15136

    Caleb is so good I don’t even notice he’s literally talking to himself while playing both characters

    • - zenyuri ! -
      - zenyuri ! - 4 meses atrás

      @$illy 8illy Hilichurl` IKR

    • - zenyuri ! -
      - zenyuri ! - 7 meses atrás

      @Mour Al they change clothes bro

    • XIU CHEN
      XIU CHEN 7 meses atrás

      @Lil Yeti r/woooooosh

    • Tan Phat Vo
      Tan Phat Vo 7 meses atrás

      Nah man he’s not talking to himself he is in a city of all caleb that’s why it’s called Caleb city

  • Deadeye
    Deadeye Anos atrás +56

    Caleb taking his shoes off before walking on a new carpet: Professionals have *standards*

  • Carolus Rex
    Carolus Rex Anos atrás +217

    ”Oh, you’re back?...”
    ”Ye... you told me to come back”

  • Just Some Jersey Devil With Internet Access

    I've actually said "Get back here!" and I didn't actually expect them to do it; it's more a sign of exasperation than an order

  • Holistic Riles
    Holistic Riles Anos atrás +65

    1:26 I love how his voice got so deep😂😂😂😂😂

  • Aksel Økland Rasmussen
    Aksel Økland Rasmussen 2 anos atrás +7076

    "When you're supposed to rob a house, but the carpet is hella clean"

  • Downut Productions
    Downut Productions Anos atrás +12

    I love how when Caleb makes a mistake he goes all deep and starts talking all ethical

  • florentia
    florentia Anos atrás +175

    Caleb: "I'm talking to you stupid!"
    Me: *Jumps in surprise and instantly panics, turning off the phone and peeking out the door in case my mom wakes up after hearing the loud shouting*

    • sw3v3n
      sw3v3n 8 meses atrás +1


  • The Man Downstairs
    The Man Downstairs Anos atrás +86

    "give me one reason i shouldn't throw you down the stairs"
    "...ayo the pizza here"

  • ella sharon
    ella sharon Anos atrás +42

    When they both left their shoes at the staircase because of how clean it was

  • Mist
    Mist 2 anos atrás +16915

    People when stealing : they go for expensive stuff
    Caleb : steals a stool

    • Mgoblagulkablong
      Mgoblagulkablong 27 dias atrás

      that thing was made out of 100% unobtainium

    • Jayden Manifold
      Jayden Manifold Mês atrás

      @BigArtMess That's too small for a table

    • jucom
      jucom Mês atrás +1

      out of touch celebrities amirigth /s

    • TimeFliesAway
      TimeFliesAway Mês atrás

      Priorities yknow

    • Sakakura Juzo
      Sakakura Juzo Mês atrás

      Is he a sim? I swear sims steal the strangest stuff

  • Bag
    Bag Anos atrás +10

    He really broke in just to steal a little table

  • Jonah Shaw
    Jonah Shaw Anos atrás +44

    "I left my wallet in the car, would you believe that"
    "Oh that wasn't your wallet, in your pocket thatwaent ur wallet"

  • Lexi_is_rez
    Lexi_is_rez Anos atrás +5

    I love how the burglar was just running down the stairs but he took his time to put on his shoes 😂😂😂

  • Jupiter's Grim
    Jupiter's Grim Anos atrás +13

    Anybody else love his videos so much you watch the ads without skipping just cause it makes you feel like you are helping him 🥺 feel blessed to have such amazing videos to watch 💙 thanks Caleb 🙏🏻

  • Hongjoong is atiny man
    Hongjoong is atiny man 11 meses atrás +6

    I love how they HAVE to stop to put on their shoes😂😂😂

    • kokoro
      kokoro Mês atrás

      The background music stops each time he puts on his shoes. 😂

  • Michael
    Michael Anos atrás +4

    I love how Caleb just made an excuse about the carpet so he wouldn't have to ruin his carpet for the skit

  • Guy W/ Glasses
    Guy W/ Glasses Anos atrás +4

    Everytime I see the part where Caleb is on the ground saying, "You caught me", I thought about the cats who lay on their backs and are being playful or they get surprised.

  • Sinead O’callaghan
    Sinead O’callaghan 2 dias atrás

    So funny as usual, love them pausing to put putting shoes on 👌another good quote from movies is ‘who’s out there’ from slasher/horror films. When the protagonist yells this out fearfully, I also laugh thinking wtf is gonna answer?! Zero point in asking 🤣🤣🤣

  • Daniel Cho
    Daniel Cho Anos atrás +10148

    Caleb actually gave away his existence by yelling, "IT'S DAMP???" That's how the gamer knew. And it ain't the first time he's been robbed, so he was just casually gaming, pretending he didn't know. Such a veteran.

    • Endlesspain
      Endlesspain 3 meses atrás

      @RyanChandler III his *shoes* would give off footprints? your shoes are gonna look like your shoe not your foot.

    • Swear word man
      Swear word man 5 meses atrás

      @RyanChandler III No not at all

    • Kir M
      Kir M Anos atrás +1


    • Cyrus The Great
      Cyrus The Great Anos atrás

      @AnxiaTheNyanbinaryUwU nah he was on onlyfans

    • AnxiaTheNyanbinaryUwU
      AnxiaTheNyanbinaryUwU Anos atrás +4

      He wasn’t actually playing videogames he was watching his security cameras and messing with the robber

  • BL Webtoon_weeb
    BL Webtoon_weeb Anos atrás +3

    0:35 i love the respect he has for a newly cleaned carpet i would take my shoes off to!😂

  • Benevonixx
    Benevonixx 12 dias atrás +1

    *"IT'S DAMP?!"* Gets me every fricking time LMAO

  • Trap surge
    Trap surge Anos atrás +4

    i have so much damn respect that he put the sponsor at the end of the video instead of the start or middle SO MUCH RESPECT

    SENPAI GAMING Anos atrás +6

    When he ran off and sat on the stairs to put on his shoes am dead😂😂😂😂😂

  • ThatWeirdGamer
    ThatWeirdGamer 2 anos atrás +6602

    I love how whenever he’s in trouble he gets a deep voice

      NONSTOP 7 meses atrás


    • Jurassic Chicken
      Jurassic Chicken Anos atrás

      Yeah XD

    • Automatic Teller Tim
      Automatic Teller Tim Anos atrás

      sounds like morpheus

    • zytero
      zytero Anos atrás +5

      @GD Scratcher it's not that deep bro

    • GD Scratcher
      GD Scratcher Anos atrás +3

      He was probably trying to hide his real voice so if the police find him he would have a little smaller chance of getting accused

  • Ms12369
    Ms12369 9 meses atrás +1

    This is a whole story. I expected one joke and I got an epic. Amazing. You're a genius, Caleb 👏💖👏

  • Shogan Flamemasta
    Shogan Flamemasta Anos atrás

    Caleb's videos sometimes give me slight anxiety and I love it

  • Kenneth Butler
    Kenneth Butler 3 meses atrás

    I legit laugh right out loud at each one of your videos!!

  • Alex Toonz
    Alex Toonz Anos atrás +5

    That ending was strangely wholesome.

  • UltimateKyuubiFox
    UltimateKyuubiFox 2 anos atrás +24209

    “That’s my name too.”
    This man’s characters are so close to becoming self-aware.

    • Charles Calvin
      Charles Calvin Anos atrás

      He didn’t lie though

    • OddWiz
      OddWiz Anos atrás

      If only he hadn’t left his ID in his car

    • GPO Fights
      GPO Fights Anos atrás +1

      @Rad Animator wha’d he say

    • Benta Playz
      Benta Playz Anos atrás +1

      This was an interesting comment thread...

  • Ömer Polat
    Ömer Polat Anos atrás +9

    Caleb saying to Caleb: “ ..and having a conversation about your behaviour lately.” implies that he actually knows him. Caleb getting robbed by people he knows 😂

    • Soiled It
      Soiled It 9 meses atrás +1

      That’s usually the case though. Always turns out to be someone you know. Not as common for complete strangers to break into a random house without knowing them or knowing someone related to them

    • Cutelyawesome
      Cutelyawesome Anos atrás +2

      I was thinking family related issues

  • Monipm54
    Monipm54 3 meses atrás

    I love how the robber respected this man's stairs.

  • Sanctuary Guardian
    Sanctuary Guardian Anos atrás +7

    high pitched: YOU CAUGHT ME YOU CAUGHT ME
    deep voice: i have a logical explanation for this.

  • J Mace
    J Mace Anos atrás +8

    “Yeah... that sounds civil.” 🤣🤣

  • Milky Smoove
    Milky Smoove 2 anos atrás +6159

    He was watching his surveillance cam acting like he was playing a game. Slick.

    • Autumn
      Autumn 2 anos atrás +1

      ALL I'M SAYING is that he was SPEAKING to the burglar the whole time. But some of you are reading deeper into this than I bet Caleb thought into it. Y'all analyzing this like John Carpenter fans analyze 'The Thing'.

    • Autumn
      Autumn 2 anos atrás

      @Dorraj The camera part wasn't indicated, but he was clearly speaking to the burglar the whole time.

    • Hidden Leaf Drip
      Hidden Leaf Drip 2 anos atrás

      @Marche so why did he continue giving him instructions while he was slowly sneaking into the right direction that he was supposed to? If his plan was to confront him from the jump, then why wait for him to makes it halfway to the staircase? He could've been watching him, but to say outright that's exactly what he was doing is not 100%

  • LVBBoi
    LVBBoi Mês atrás +1

    The way he goes "IT'S DAM-" but stops himself is way too funny

  • the last templar
    the last templar Anos atrás +13

    Caleb: give me one good reason why i shouldn't throw you down the stairs
    caleb: I'm a masochist
    Caleb: *breaths in* AHHHH!!!!

  • Mc Spicy
    Mc Spicy Mês atrás +2

    That "IM TALKIN TO YOU STUPID I CAUGHT YOU" was something I thought in the back of my head but he actually did it xD

  • First Last
    First Last 9 meses atrás +1

    his impeccable care for cleaned things is so refreshing. Makes a moma proud.

  • Tommy Khong
    Tommy Khong 2 anos atrás +6071

    That self awareness is a little too dangerous
    *Caleb’s House*
    Thief Caleb: That’s my name too

  • VettyChills
    VettyChills 3 meses atrás +1

    "YA CAUGHT ME, YOU CAUGHT ME!" I was crying at that point😭🤣

  • Panth Bucket
    Panth Bucket 10 meses atrás

    I love how he had the respect to take his shoes off before stepping on the damp carpet

  • Goku Uzumaki
    Goku Uzumaki Anos atrás +3

    I can't tell if he bought a plaque that says "Caleb's House" for this video or not.

  • erala
    erala 5 meses atrás

    Literally was crying a few minutes ago but I suddenly started laughing when I was watching your video

  • 𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒐.𝒔𝒕4𝒏♛

    “This carpet clean as hell...”
    _Big flex_

    • Kamikazi ©
      Kamikazi © 2 anos atrás

      @Tragic The Artist it's a scam they're trying to get views

    • The Goose
      The Goose 2 anos atrás +1

      bruh it damp

    • Zero
      Zero 2 anos atrás +1

      What if hell really was neat and tidy.

    • Bri Robinson
      Bri Robinson 2 anos atrás


    • GuyWithTheHair24
      GuyWithTheHair24 2 anos atrás +6

      imean the whole video could basically be considered a flex. new home; clean carpet; room setup; showing off his kicks(twice) etc

  • FitTruckingGamer
    FitTruckingGamer Anos atrás +2

    Yo, these videos need to be longer. I really be enjoying the storylines.

  • Collins Mutethia Okwiya
    Collins Mutethia Okwiya 6 meses atrás

    This youtuber is so under rated man he makes great videos I literally laugh every time we should get him to be noticed wide through out youtube yall

  • FireRuby1
    FireRuby1 Mês atrás

    This man has got to be the funniest ever 😂

  • マーティ
    マーティ Anos atrás +9

    Plot twist: the gamer is the one that scared the FBI agent

  • Tracy Here
    Tracy Here 2 anos atrás +2546

    He took off the shoes when heading up stairs 😂😂 The most respectful criminal

    • The Cozy Canary
      The Cozy Canary 2 anos atrás

      And comes back when summoned lol

    • a
      a 2 anos atrás +3

      @Moses Kamugisha except it was flushed right away. Basically we and the person who took the crap are just a bunch of clowns who forgot theres a thing such as dna

    • Moses Kamugisha
      Moses Kamugisha 2 anos atrás

      @a lmao get the DNA dude

    • Niko Saga
      Niko Saga 2 anos atrás +1

      Tracy Here Nah it's just lazy Caleb that don't wanna clean the stairs... Again..😅

    • TurboSoggy 69
      TurboSoggy 69 2 anos atrás +1

      He must be Canadian

  • tristin Kelsoe
    tristin Kelsoe Anos atrás +15

    caleb: “GET BACK HERE”
    other caleb: *comes back*
    also caleb: “*Oh... you’re back...*”

  • 3DTOM
    3DTOM Anos atrás +1

    Caleb added a whole bit about how the carpet must be new just so he would have an explanation for taking his shoes off in the vid and not ruining his carpet. Man is a genius lmao.

  • Prod. Z3RO
    Prod. Z3RO Anos atrás +15

    Plot twist: he wasn't gaming he was looking at his security cameras.

  • The Garden of Eden
    The Garden of Eden 2 meses atrás

    I love how the music stops as he’s putting on his shoes. It really punctuates the video’s humor.

  • Subscribe To Mippy
    Subscribe To Mippy 2 anos atrás +15004

    When people flex:
    Everyone: *flexes about car, mansion, business, job*
    Caleb: *clean carpet...*

  • Arsh Sangha
    Arsh Sangha Anos atrás +1

    I’m addicted to watching his videos now 😂

  • Whiskerbiscuits
    Whiskerbiscuits 7 meses atrás

    I love how he sat down to put his shoes on and tie them while he was being chased

  • Chessy Copter
    Chessy Copter Anos atrás +1

    (Takes off shoes before stepping into clean carpets)

  • Bubble (BFDI)
    Bubble (BFDI) Mês atrás

    i love how they pause to out back on their shoes and continue running as fast as they can

  • Fairly Feminine
    Fairly Feminine 2 anos atrás +12127

    The “IM TALKING TO YOU STUPID” actually scared me lmao

  • Albert einstein
    Albert einstein Anos atrás +2

    The way he couldn’t play along with the thief was really funny

  • Parsogross
    Parsogross Anos atrás +1

    The true meaning of professionals have standards

  • mhm
    mhm Anos atrás

    i love how they took all their time while putting their shoes back on

  • The Crusader
    The Crusader 2 meses atrás

    More than 2 years later, and these are still phenomenal.

  • Nielle Zan
    Nielle Zan 2 anos atrás +11665

    Caleb: *breaks into just to steal a small table*

    • jayme sigua
      jayme sigua 10 meses atrás +3

      Should’ve went first stealing the “name right there” for the owner to not have an evidence.

    • Near Darkroad
      Near Darkroad 10 meses atrás

      Baby steps, man. His inventory is too small.

    • Parke Nichols
      Parke Nichols 10 meses atrás

      @L P there is a national table shortage

    • Nogin Chung
      Nogin Chung 11 meses atrás +1

      or not and im just STOOPID

    • Nogin Chung
      Nogin Chung 11 meses atrás

      10k and no replies, that's probably a record

  • he sneak
    he sneak 6 meses atrás

    dude i love how he takes off his shoes just to respect the newly cleaned carpet

  • LiL_Ley_Ley
    LiL_Ley_Ley 8 meses atrás

    by far the best channel I've ever watched keep up good work man

  • 25 Percent
    25 Percent Anos atrás +2

    Let’s just take a moment to realize that my guy took the time to take off and put back on his shoes

  • Jamal's BBQ
    Jamal's BBQ  Anos atrás +1

    I love when he says "Its damp!!"

  • Tired of Gaming
    Tired of Gaming 2 anos atrás +7390

    "Oh, you're back."
    "Yeah I'm here for the interview..."

    • Taishawn24 7
      Taishawn24 7 Anos atrás +1

      Caleb's superhero interview has become a meme

    • Joshua MH
      Joshua MH Anos atrás

      "So what's your power?"
      "So I have sharingan...
      ...but it only works on blind enemies."

    • Noice Gallagher
      Noice Gallagher Anos atrás

      I’m hyperventilating this triggered something please help

    • not_berd69
      not_berd69 Anos atrás


    • stonedude 2925
      stonedude 2925 Anos atrás


  • Rashiana Bryant
    Rashiana Bryant Anos atrás +5

    “Yeahhh what say you , what say you?” 😂😂😂💀

  • Jonathon Fyck
    Jonathon Fyck 6 meses atrás +1

    The robber: *Tries to quietly sneak into the house*
    Also the robber when trying to quietly sneak into the house: ITS DAMP!!!!

  • rico
    rico Anos atrás +7

    Everyone: "That burglar is so polite lol"
    Me: "He's smart, he don't wanna leave any trace of him being there"

  • imraan broughton
    imraan broughton Anos atrás

    This dude is funny as hell 🤣

  • La Prizmo
    La Prizmo 2 anos atrás +1741

    Lowkey made me feel like I got caught LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • emmeeemm
    emmeeemm Mês atrás

    CalebCity is such a weird brand of comedy, but it works so well. The commitment to a certain kind of absurdity, leaning into that turning point and rolling with its implications, is, itself, an art form.

  • Born of Pixels
    Born of Pixels Anos atrás +1

    "having a conversation about your behavior lately" my man really tried to rob someone he knew and saw often enough that he would notice a difference in his actions

  • John Lennon
    John Lennon Anos atrás +5

    Interviewer: what’s your power
    Guy: I have the power to sneak into things and can run from enemy’s
    Interviewer: that’s great we can really use tha-
    Guy: the only thing is that when they say get back here I come back
    Interviewer: GET OOOOOOUT

  • Dread Eli
    Dread Eli 11 meses atrás +4

    "Even when my name right there?"
    "That's my name too"
    They're become more and more aware 😂

  • CurtisCreates
    CurtisCreates 2 anos atrás +4617

    When you see the joke coming from a mile away, the but the creator puts in a lot of other clever humor you didn't expect to make it enjoyable regardless

    • NotASpyReally
      NotASpyReally Mês atrás +1

      I literally forgot about the title by the time it happened

    • Maelakyte
      Maelakyte 2 meses atrás +2

      @Scrqffy THANK YOU! My bro's trippin, thinks he's got some insight or shit

    • Scrqffy
      Scrqffy Anos atrás +4

      no shit you saw the joke coming it was in the goddamn title

    • Airotiv
      Airotiv Anos atrás +2

      @Emi FACT 💜

    • Emi
      Emi Anos atrás +5

      Fr. Caleb somehow a comedy genius

  • Mostly Toasty
    Mostly Toasty Anos atrás +1

    "I left my wallet in the car, can you believe that?" 🤣😂

  • Tynado
    Tynado Anos atrás +2

    “You caught me!”
    “I thought this was my house”

  • Spencer Cruz {VA🎙}
    Spencer Cruz {VA🎙} Anos atrás

    BRUH I love how he just has enough and just lunges after him 😂😂

  • troll face
    troll face Anos atrás +1

    He coulda used "I noticed you just cleaned the carpet so I took off my shoes... does that count for nothing?" As an excuse when he got caught lol

  • TheSmashDoctor
    TheSmashDoctor Anos atrás +13372

    When you know he saw him the whole time it makes the dialogue that much better lolol

  • C.L.G. Artisa
    C.L.G. Artisa 5 meses atrás

    I lost it when they both put their shoes back on. 🤣👌✨

  • Creation?
    Creation? Anos atrás +5

    “I have a logical explanation for this.”
    “Oh word! Word! Let me hear it.”

  • Juicy Chicken
    Juicy Chicken Anos atrás +8

    That house looks so comfy, AND ITS BIG.

  • Jap.Rican Alexx
    Jap.Rican Alexx 5 meses atrás

    "YOU GOT ME, YOU GOT ME !!!"
    That shit got ME 😭🤣

  • NonRandomUser
    NonRandomUser 2 anos atrás +4694

    "I thought this was my house."
    Well..he ain't wrong about that.

    • George
      George 10 meses atrás

      @Kristel Quartz will do kiddo

    • Kristel Quartz
      Kristel Quartz 10 meses atrás +1

      @George 😧dang i wanted you to sign my shirt

      A CORY FAN FOR LIFE 11 meses atrás

      @George no one was gonna ask

    • Erik Hendrych
      Erik Hendrych Anos atrás +1

      Imagine stealing the whole house.

    • PopcornEgg
      PopcornEgg Anos atrás +6

      @Severe Statements finally, a tornado comes after my house! 🤬😤😤